So I just thought up a rant, guys, and I had to put it down.
I might as well explain the title of this entry first... it's another enchanting tale from my ninth grade science class. Last week, we were assigned a project where we had to make a model of a DNA strand. So I sent a text to my mom this morning asking her to get me some pipe cleaners so I could make the model. I know that now that I explain it all, it doesn't seem that funny, but I kinda thought it was.Yeah, I'm lame.
So today, I was looking in the new Sears catalog. Yes, there's already a new one... it's the Spring and Summer 2010 one now. It's the middle of December. WTF, guys? Aren't you kinda jumping the gun? I walked home in weather that was -19C today, with wind chill. I'm pretty sure it's still winter, guys. Sorry.
But that's not even it. I mean, I was just flipping through the first section of it, which is woman's fashion. You know how in the pictures, the models will be wearing a shirt in one color, but you can get in in several different ones? Well, the color is usually just put right beside the picture there, and I just saw some fat woman wearing a brown shirt. The color beside it said it was "light fudge."
That's a HORRIBLE name for a color. And I mean, putting a word like "fudge" in the color would make it sound appealing. But no, it's kind of an ugly brown to be honest. I think they just should have called it "shit brown." So yeah, that little top thing would come in bright red, cerulean, and shit brown. I know I'd buy it. And also, this fat woman is wearing a fudge colored shirt. Maybe it's we are what we eat, or something? I don't know. I just don't think that was a coincidence, man.
Okay, I think I'm done.
Yours truly,
- Lexi
Music: All Black by Good Charlotte
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